It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times? You stupid monkey!
- Montgomery Burns
Awww, 20 dollars? I wanted a peanut.
> 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.
Explain how!
> Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
- Homer Simpson
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'sir' without adding 'you're making a scene.'
- Homer Simpson
This is the greatest case of false advertising I've seen since I sued the movie the never ending story.
- Lionel Hutz